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Hank
Poster: Hank @ Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:41 pm

It's time to put some thought in about the kinds of things that get written on latewire. Rants, screeds, updates, streams of caffeinated consciousness, lists. Here's a list :

-Snakes
-Snails
-Banana slugs
-Boonoonoos
-Stoats
-Boats
-Goats

That's what I'm talking about. Tonight I'm vaguely sweating in this room surrounded by guitars and bags of compact discs. You're a person. Here's a pen. I'm thinking about getting a piece of lamb from th' fridge here. Maybe also a potato. What th' hell -- there are two Opus toys on th' floor, and I thought I only had one. That's pretty odd.

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1m1w Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:04 pm
So say I was to write a fanciful tale about a Shoat, would this be acceptable? If I included a pouch whereupon young banana slugs might be carried along by such a shoat would this better fit the requirements of what you are seeking? Pretend ravenous snails where to chase said shoat about during the course of his daily wallowing, would this be more what you are looking for?
Hank Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:39 pm
Well, there's nothing 'pretend' about ravenous snails, but you're definitely on th' right track. Few people know that th' Internet was invented by a Shoat from England.
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