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1m1w
Poster: 1m1w @ Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:11 pm

A) Eat your babies before the old people eat them.
B) Make candles out of the old people and spread their light unto the world. Tallow is remarkably efficient as a fuel and I have little doubt that we can harvest the left over endorphins and adrenaline which will allow us to genetically engineer junky cheetah/antelope hybrids which will replace cars as means of global transport. When mighty Cthulhu awakens from his Sleep-Death Pteradactyls will usurp airplanes as means of aerial conveyance. The age of the Emperor is at hand, humans will soon spread unto the stars like glorious pink fleshy locusts, our wretched ancestors shall clutch sharpened bone and howl into the mad red winds atop the mountains of Mars. As Earth crumbles to ash, I shall inscribe my true name upon the stardusts of the moon and eternity will crush my sanity like the fist of an angry God smiting the arthritic and osteomalacia riddled skull of a shriveled social security dependant Senior Citizen. Outer space does not give Senior Discounts and only when our intelligences become mechanical shall ageism abate. Untill this glorious time comes to be, stay at home oldies, stay at home and do not ever drive your cars anywhere. Ever.

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