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Poster: Hank @ Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:20 am

HTaccess was created in 1942 by Wehrner von Braun as a way to 'solve th' Web programmer problem,' an obstacle that had frustrated his bosses for months as other 'problems' were being handily dealt with through mechanical means. Von Braun found that while Web programmers were difficult to target with V2s (as their physical location is hard to pinpoint when they only move once every several weeks) and resistant to poison gas due to their habitual voluntary intake of toxins, they could easily be driven to self-extermination with this relatively simple introduction of frustration to Web process. For his discovery and implementation of this elegant and deadly solution, von Braun was awarded th' Iron Cross.

Years later, while working on rockets for NASA, von Braun was haunted by th' irony that NASA enjoys some of its strongest public support from th' Web programming community.

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