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Daniel Roe
Poster: Daniel Roe @ Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:07 am

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1m1w Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:30 pm
You're in medschool so you already know this... or you should know this, taking into account the amount of alcohol consumed on a weekly basis I am wagering that you DO know that in fact, the vagina and the penis share the same tissues arranged differently. Biology just has a funny way of Frankensteining flesh into all sorts of wacky shapes and sizes! There is a rather nifty word used to describe this ad-hoc construction system, but I've misplaced it somewhere... in my mind... or in a .txt file somewhere on this infernally hissing machine.
Then again all fetal human(culi) assimilate as gender female, perhaps this is natures way of telling us that the vagina is in fact a superior organ. Taking prolapse, menopause, and workplace gender discrimination into account, I say we give this one to the ladies, but(!) on the grounds that they must EARN the next one! No more freebies! The gender wars must escalate untill science makes hermaphrodites of us all, and when that time comes, when that strange time comes... thank the very same ceaselessly grinding and infinitely fickle machinations for providing us with the opium poppy. Papaver Somniferum. Papa indeed.
Hank Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:00 am
I'm pretty sure that Dan is on Cyanide + Happiness' payroll.
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Daniel is Medical Resident from the southwest US. Prior to medicine, he worked in IT as a consultant, programmer, web designer/developer, and technician.

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