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Daniel Roe
Poster: Daniel Roe @ Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:15 am

I just booked a room at a Marriott in Silicon valley for $70/night by bidding on sold the same room for $160. sits all other websites down and tells them what time it is like that Chris Hansen guy on To Catch a Predator.

Even the commercials are cool. I mean, it seems like shameless marketing to cater to the weird and sad by getting Shatner to promote it, but you do gain points for giving work to unemployable sci-fi washouts.

Blather on, Shatner.

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1m1w Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:02 pm
I'm pretty sure Chris Hansen and William Shatner are lovers. They travel down to Manila and fuck the everliving shit out of each other and anything that hasn't sprouted pubic hair yet.
Expect this all to be revealed when 'To Catch A Predator' accidently nabs some miswired senatorial scumfuck.

And while we are on the subject of rich wrinkled old men fucking poor supple young men, is anyone else just waiting for the Ted Stevens porn cache to be brought to light before the court? I'm guessing at least 2500+ pictures and maybe a good 3 dozen videos. Possibly some snuff films as well...
Daniel Roe Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:42 am
They're going to meet up in the afterlife and their offspring will be the ultimate internet booking service spokesperson .. it'll claw its way to our plane of existence and battle the antichrist, who I have it on good authority is actually Barack Obama
1m1w Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:54 am
Haha, the antichrist will never be black! Quote me on this, racist as it may sound...
Races will homogenize to the point of confusion before a TRUE antichrist can rise to glory and win the heart of every man, woman, and child.
I'm pretty sure by that point the status of my liver will be the only thing important to me and everything else will just be a laugh.
Ah fuck, I should sleep.
Hank Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:52 am
Obama is black?
1m1w Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:53 pm
Well yes and no. You see he is more of a chameleon than anything else, and exposure to certain levels of applause has been known to shade his skin in what experts refer to as an evolutionary step up to what we mere humans experience as the blush response. I know this doesn't exactly answer your question and in many ways raises more questions, but I would also like to take this oppurtunity to consult you regarding our time share program and also to inform you that we have a highly trained and overpaid staff of experts looking in to the matter around the clock.
Hank Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:53 am
I can tell that you lie about the time share program because, as Julian Barbour so cogently argues, time does not exist; it therefore cannot be shared any more than can other imaginary things like, say, a Democratic party with a future.
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Daniel is Medical Resident from the southwest US. Prior to medicine, he worked in IT as a consultant, programmer, web designer/developer, and technician.

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