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Yet Another Post Ignoring The Poisoned Foods series

Daniel Roe
Poster: Daniel Roe @ Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:26 pm

Time for another pointless cop-out post on code changes: The RSS system just got a little better here. It will now display a little more and wont totally rape HTML, which is nice, I guess.

I read somewhere that it's become common practice to have the RSS display whole articles.

I'm really all for the movement of information, but the reality is, there are dirty THIEVES out there trying to steal our brilliant content 24/7. Full-content RSS feeds allow these fiends an easy way of parsing and repackaging our shit. So, in this way, dumping Latewire into an RSS feed would essentially be supporting the terrorists (much in the same way buying marijuana supports terrorism). Apparently it is actually quite common, according to some stupid blog I just read.

Plus, if you didn't come to the Latewire page, we wouldn't be getting all this ad revenue!... oh wait.

So no full content RSS dump, for now.

In other news, our anti-Bandwidth Theft system has ensnared at least 342 so far. (Demo NSWF!!).

Finally, this month (Feb 09) is Black history month. More important than that: my birthday was this month! As if things couldn't be any more awesome, February '09 saw more new visitors to Latewire than any month previously. However, we're not looking for hits, we're looking for WRITERS. So if you have something to say, you can clearly see we have no standards (apart from the greatest shit ever put into words by human beings), so register and leave a message, we'll see what we can do.

-The Wire

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Daniel Roe Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:58 pm
If you're logged in, you can now get a list of which articles have unread comments in them. You can also choose to "fuck it" and mark them as "read" using some wizardry I like to call "AJAX-IG" Technology (AJAX 'is gay'). It basically loads a php file using javascript, only instead of being all gay like AJAX, it spews out more javascript, making it easier on me and the browser.
Dr. Buttchin Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:07 pm
That sounds "boneriffic"
Dr. Buttchin Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:13 pm
Testing it again...
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