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Ted Stevens wins. Series of Tubes theory proven real!

Poster: DeadcowX @ Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:51 am

Ladies and Gentlemen. It has come to my attention that one does not become a convicted felon until they are actually sentenced. Unfortunately, Ted Stevens will always see the light of day despite the 9 felonies ruled against him in court. Even if you are on the other political side of the current administration, you still win. As long as you got those Series of Tubes to beatbox Roll-Rollin'

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Hank Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:17 am
This guy is a freak, and he stiffed me on that crate of ball gags I shipped UPS Red to his house for Thanksgiving.
Daniel Roe Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:37 am
Apparently, they're conducting a "review of the prosecutors’ conduct, raising the possibility that some of those who tried Mr. Stevens on ethics charges could themselves now face ethics charges."

As much as I hate guys with two first names, along with hating most politicians and especially republicans, it looks like a total railroading here.

Teddy boy will be resurrected, free to bend the the tubes to his will once again!
DeadcowX Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:30 pm
He's actually an American hero. 9 Felony Convictions and he gets to walk. American Dream in motion.

I bet they did cut corners in his investigation and I bet it was politically motivated to oust his Senate seat, but we all knew he was taking money. What Senator doesn't? Ron Paul?
Daniel Roe Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:38 pm
Nah, Ron Paul doesn't take money, he's only a Representative
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