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Best Of Latewire MySpace: A Place for The Damned. Part 1

Daniel Roe
Poster: Daniel Roe @ Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:06 pm

So I've been compiling some rather disturbing screen shots of actual promoted stuff on myspace which turns out to be totally hedonistic tripe, vile shameless nonsense, or just generally immoral. I think I'll make this into a series.

This is just amazing--an ad from myspace:


Like any 13 year old WT kid who listens to this crap knows what 'enigmatic' means:


This one was just really funny to me for some reason:


Ok so the following was lifted from the popular "myspace groups" list.. they were not rearranged, they were seriously all right next to each other like this. This is like anti-christ level of immoral here:


Update: This will be the last post in this 'series' as I have deleted my myspace account. Feel free to post your own though.

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Hank Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:37 am
That last screenshot burned away the last shred of desire for species preservation

This post is like one of the more terrifying Bosch paintings
Hank Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:39 am
Where's Damon + Affleck from "Dogma" when you need them?
Daniel Roe Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:37 pm
"That last screenshot burned away the last shred of desire for species preservation "

that's exactly how I felt when I saw that--I was instantly pulled away from my good mood and my thoughts became imbued with a deep desire to see the end of the human race. It happened even before the images had been fully processed by my brain--like shooting a laser beam into your eyeballs and your retinas burning out before you know what you're looking at.

The only cure for this condition is quick initiation hard-liquor and applesauce therapy... just sobbing over a bowl filled with loathing and sadness, wishing you were born a hundred years prior to the advent of the internet..
Daniel Roe Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:39 pm
Myspace is like what would happen of Genghis Khan, after conquering Asia and Europe, got hooked on pot and ecstasy and went to public high school.
1m1w Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:20 am
Foolish glownard, ye carn't be hooked ahn the pot.
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