To those of you who tried registering before only to find yourself on the unending waiting list to be approved, I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is, I deleted your account. There were 411 accounts awaiting activation and I found it extremely difficult to determine how many were real and how many were spam bots.
The good news is, if you re-register today, you will have your account activated in matter of hours. Simply fill out the form, enter in a REAL EMAIL ADDRESS, and then reply to the email as instructed. You have 1 week to reply, then the langoliers will appear and devour your account.
There are a few benefits from registering, like being able to post articles for approval. So far we've never rejected a single article. We've recently enabled anonymous replies to articles here, but if you get bored of having to enter your username each time or you want an avatar, registration is free, easy, and FUN. (118,701)