What the f you stupid cro-mag don't you know that magnolia is the deepest film ever? I bet you liked Rollerball. Dumby. Magnolia masterfully weaves a tapestry of emotion from disparate plot threads. And the acting is masterly!

Dummies like you just can't understand pure brilliance, simple pleasures only entertain simpletons. The intelligent look for deeper meaning and deeper motive in everything. This higher level of consciousness compounds the entertainment derived from complex plots exponentially and means that the learned and the perceptive derive far more entertainment from such films than idiots can.

Vanilla Sky comes to mind...

So does Vanilla Coke